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La Phonique in full. A bedtime script with audio on every line. The age quiz and your starter pack. No card.

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The complete bedtime pack: thirty-six phrases across the whole routine, a clear French voice on every line, plain-English say-it guides, the printed card for the bedroom door, and the sound cards for when your child starts noticing letters.

Native audio throughout. All your children. Every future update included. It will be $29, once, and anyone on the waitlist gets the founding price.

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It will be $29, once. The waitlist gets the founding price.

No spam, no subscription. One gentle email a week in the meantime, and you can leave whenever you like.

Why one-time

Because a subscription would mean you pay us for how long this takes, and it should take as long as it takes. Pay once, use it for years, and come back when your second child reaches the same age.

What it's worth

Immersion daycare runs $8,000 to 15,000 a year. A weekly tutor, $3,000 to 5,000. Those buy your child French. This buys you a way to grow it yourself, a few words a night, for years. We think that's worth $29, and if you disagree after two weeks we will refund it without argument.